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Show Ruminatin $ Roundabout j i In which Ruminator proposes to dream a lot, thing as little as necessary, scatter a few bouquets bou-quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy them, and fire a hot-shot now and then while said Ruminat-or Ruminat-or can enjoy seeing the sparks fly. Eat it up wear it out; Make it do, or do without! Men fall into two groups. They are either old and bent or young and broke. A modern girl is one who keeps on getting married until she finds the right man. Mother: Mary, where have you been until 3 a.m.? - Mary: Walking, Mother. Mother: For goodness sake! Mary: Yes, Mother. Mary had an Elgin wabch She swallowed it, it's gone. Now everywhere that Mary walks Time marches on! V |