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Show Ruminatin Roundabout if In which Ruminator propose? to I'iream a let, think as little as necessary, scatter a few bou- . quets whije their objective.- are still ' above the sod to enjoy them, and fire a hot-shot now and then while said Kuiiim or can enjov seeing the jpai- ny. Improved roads in China are five times as extensive as in 1930. The voad to heaven is straight noiigh, tout you'll notice a lot ot ps-ople wobbling along the way. Tho trouble with a great many husbands is they always want a In! of praise from their wife that thty don't deserve. ; We've at last located the boy who used to scare little children with goblin tales. He's grown up ji and gets his name in the papers predicting extra severe winters. ! Girls are like newspapers. They have many type faces; they are worth looking over; .back num-, bers are not in demand; they can j make or break a man; they carry j news wherever they go; if they( know anything they tell it; and j last tut not least, every guy should : have one of his own and leave his ; neighbor's alone. Anon. j I |