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Show I Ruminatin f Roundabout In which Ruminator proposes to ilream a lot, think as little as necessary, scatter a few bouquets bou-quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy them, and fire a hot-shot now and then while said Ruminator Ruminat-or can enjoy seeing the sparks fly. THE CENSUS Wlith apologies to Frank Shor of the Los Angeles Examiner, we re-print the following: Good morning, n(adam, I repre sent The census branch of the government govern-ment So drop your chores and prepare to give A brief synopsis of how you live. How many bathrcoms are in your house ? What is your husband, Man or iMouse ? What is his income? What do you pay For tooth powder, Lipstick ? Lingerie Lin-gerie ? What do you think of his taste in ties? What, would you say, was a fair surmise Of his insurance? And do you plan To knock him off for a better man? Wiiat do you say when he comes home late? Where do you hit him? Iady, I hate To bring this up, lest 1 seem to pry-But pry-But do you dream of another guy? M |