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Show Ruminatin f Roundabout ! In which R'iminator proposes to dream a lot, think as little I as necessary, scatter a few bouquets bou-quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy thorn, and fire a hot-shot now and then while said Ruminat-or Ruminat-or can enjoy seeing the sparks z Eat it up wear it out; Make it do, or do without! A Retty-Grableish young thing was watching some soldiers drill. A rifle v';illy rang out. With a scream the lovely young lady shrank hack into the arms of a young soldier. "Oh!" she exclaimed blushing, "I was so frightened by the rifles. WlunTil ,you pleacV forgive me?" "It's all right," the soldier assured as-sured her. "Let's go over and watch the artillery." Two colored men who had not met for five years discovered that each of them had married in the meantime. "What kind of a wife did you-all you-all get, Moses," asked one. "She's an angel, Rastus, dat what she am." "Boy, you sho am lucky. Mine am still living." Customer iSay, I can't see any chicken in this chicken soup. Wlaitcr Did you ever see any horse in horseradish or cats in catsup ? A boy got on a street car. The conductor, looking himi over, said: "You've got long pants, and will have to p;.y full fare." A few blocks farther on, another boy ibor.irded the car. The conductor looked him over, saying: "You've got short pants on so you pay half fare." After proceeding a little ways down the line a charming charm-ing madden got on the street car and didn't have to pay any fare. Postscript She had a transfer. V |