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Show 1 v.. iiurninatin $ Roundabout f In which Runiinulor propose-to propose-to dream lot, think o littK' v us necessary, scatter a few bou- ' quels while their objective are still above the sod to enjoy them, and fir a hot-sliot now and then-- while said liiimit.o or can enjoy seeing the spat fly. An optimist is a bald header' man who thinks he has nn unusually unusu-ally high forehead. One objection U "keoi-lnir up with the jonses" is you keep behind be-hind with the butchti' and grocer. If they luul an elevator running to heaven some old sinner wvuht probably argue that riding on an i levator makes him dti'. Every Milford girl has the God-given God-given right to choose a husband, :. but she should first make suri' whose husband she is choosing. Did you ever notice how happy it makes a woman when someone asks her if her husband isn't her lather'? ! Maybe the magazines you find in a doctor's office were put there to indicate how long- he has been : practicing. ' t is pretty hard to make some; men believe that a large family j and a used car is an expensive Ci mbination. i The reason the average man is . usually broke is because he would rather be known as a spendthrift than a tightwad. I I A Milford farmer says maybe the big part of that ?10,000 paid for a i bull at the Chicago live stock sh nv was just plain bull. Even at the risk of being called old-fashioned, many a Milford man would like to stretch his feet '. in a pair of old time congress gaiters. gai-ters. A ship was wrecked. One of the passengers was cast upon an island. There he had nothing to eat but grass. And he thanked the good Lord because his wife was not there to put mayonnaise on the grass. |