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Show trust to their wits o exist, they would soon starve to death. That a minister in Ohio has confessed to having forty wives wiv-es ; if virtue is its own reward, then bigmy must be its own punishment. That silk stockings were first worn in the eleventh century but not seen until the twentieth. twen-tieth. That the giving of advice is a universal passion an the supply sup-ply seems to have killed the demand. de-mand. That we respectfully suggest the readers of these colums when in Salt Lake City to spend a few minutes with our Salt Lake advertisers. You will find them all old-timers and interesting. inter-esting. - That County Sheriff Ben Harries is busy with his Depute Depu-te trying to keep all STILLS , still- i cafe.' , . - That money doesn't seem a Very important item , unless you're broke.1 , That it is impossible' to do much cleaning with soft soap, a little grit is needed. That Coue is advertised bet-ter-and-better every day. That many a man who thinks he is a politician is really a joke. That a good reputation is a valued asset if man lives up to it. - That angry women are "taking "tak-ing life" too easy these days, and also get away from "doing time." ' That we still have to fall back to our old mode of transportation trans-portation that of horses and sleighs sometimes. a . a That you should not trust your happiness with a woman who ha3 no sense of humor. Did It Ever Occur to You That the true Kiwanian, his business or profession provides not only a means for earning a livelihood but also a means by which he may serve society. That if some people had to That you can rely on being treated white by the Lawrence Brothers at the Butte Cafe. I That Uncle Sam will do almost al-most everything for peace except ex-cept purchase it with the American Amer-ican people's money. That because one don't bawl everybody out through these columns he is oft-times called an hyprocrite. - That there would be no chance chan-ce for movie stars to be such fools if they didn't have the enormous salaries they draw. a a That this "Better-and-Bet-ter" logic may be alright but it is true. Ask Coue. That if you want to celebrate George Washington's Birthday get a cherry pie made by the Lawrence Bros, at the Butte That it has been estimated a movie kiss lasts fifty seconds. but marriage to a movie actress usually lasts a little longer. That war surely settled one thing a big debt on each of the nations. That the people of this great I camp who violate the town ordinances or-dinances should be fined and compelled to keep ice and snow off their sidewalks. " That competition is said to be the life of trade, maybe it is, if not however, it has decreased the price of army and .navy goods. That a Berlin church has been turned into a theatre. Perhaps Per-haps that is the only way it would ever get filled. |