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Show I I Dumb Dora: "I don't see how foot-1 foot-1 ball players ever get clean!" Ditto: "Silly, what do you suppose the scrub teams are for?" Phyllis Your husband is simply wild about you, isn't he ? Lois Yes, he raves about me in his sleep, but the poor absent-minded boy nearly always calls me by the wrong name. Down in one corner of an invitation invita-tion a Scotchman received to a niglTt party, was the notation: "Food Gratis." Gra-tis." The Scotchman was thinking it might be a new and expensive dish, so did not go. Next morning they found him unconscious with a dictionary diction-ary in his hand. A leader of men is one who sees which way the crowd is going then steps ahead One of our contemporaries says that ants live to be ten years o'd and points out this fact as evidence that hard work is good for one. Maybe so. But remember that the turtle lives liv-es to be over a hundred. |