Show Why is an an Engineer Coed Tells Well All Nearly All Engineers are a difficult recipe Take one or two slide rules a logarithm book boo a drawing board a square T-square and reams and reams of scratch paper mix well with a fifth of Old Gugenheimer add a pipe and pour slowly into a pair of dirty cords and you'll have an engineer Engineers arent aren't the men they used to be When they used to sponsor a growing beard contest there were some really good forests raised in the time allowed Now they all have to godown go godown godown down to the costume house hous and paste them on And in the good old days an engineer wasn't considered a man unless he carried a hod in his mouth cold or lit twenty twenty four four hours a day Nowadays pipes are becoming more and more a rarity and we may look for their extinction in the near future Because of the general nature of their classes engineers g go on lots of field trips They take a trip every year to the Fisher Brewery I never could see what connection this has with engineering but its it's one trip none of the boys ever miss Also they alwa always s make a petition to accompany the girls' girls glee club on its annual trip but so far this petition has never been granted Everyone has seen the engineers survey the campus on an average of about 48 times a week This was too monotonous for the engineers I 1 know so since last January they have been calculating the meters from the engineering building to the booth in the southeast corner of the College Inn Its It's always 1 13 3 meters longer from the C. C I I. I back to the engineering building The engineers are quite an active group They have a a. a football football foot foot- ball game with the lawyers and medics every fall The engineers always win in spite of the fact they are playing against two teams They also sponsor several teas every every year The tea however can be identified only by color not taste I once had a date with an engineer I never did find out what happened to him but I got to come home with the nicest milkman I 1 dont don't quite know whether Id I'd rather go out with with engineers engineers engineers en en- who use the surveying technique lawyers who believe in the powers of persuasion or medics who pursue the principles of Anatomy and 04 |