Show HALLUCINATIONS I OF A FROSH By FRANK J. J ALLEN There is probably no good reason to suspect suspect suspect sus sus- sus- sus sabotage but in a certain southern city recently recently recently re re- re- re there were some pretty mysterious goings goings goings go go- ings on on Some explosive gas somehow got into the city water pipes and the resulting phenomena ena made as pretty a display of pyrotechnics as generals have been able to dream up since since the armistice One rather unfortunate citizen after a hard day at the office pulled the lever on his thus far dependable Crane and his whole house was neatly blown up So great in fact was the force of the explosion that a neighboring house was moved off its foundations and had it not been a two story job with a heavy mortgage on onit onit onit it it might have done an immediate L. L Frank Baum toward the starry heavens Having your plumbing blow up underneath underneath underneath under under- neath you would be an embarrassing experience experience ence for any of you and the time to protect yourself is now Theres There's no use saying that it cant can't happen here that's what we said about up-do up hair hir styles and the wasp waists maybe that's waste The thing to do is swing back to the old remote control A couple of explosions explosions explosions per year were more or less expected in grandpas grandpa's outside plumbing and his house was and then brick two never hurt a bit Now a or two would drop off the back porch but nobody ever worried about this mass demolition Another rather strange result of the unexplained unexplained unexplained gas in the water system occurred when some rather nervous individual ual attempted to light a cigarette while watering the lawn Before he was vas through however this man mannot mannot mannot not only had flame spurting from his cigarette but also from the hose his hair and half the surrounding flora Of course there are not many seed catalogues that recommend deep heat beat treatments for their products and considerable considerable considerable consid consid- erable damage was done to the shrubbery The Theman Theman Theman man who turned the trick however will probably probably probably ably have to take the Keeley cure I think the safest thing for us would be to togo togo togo go to war |