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Show -r Our idea of an old-timer is the Delta citizen who can re member when he used to be shocked at the picture in a corset ad P II W You seldom hear of them arresting a "Peeping Tom" now a-days. Present styles have made that sort of thing unneces sary. g g Why is it that the fellow who yells loudest for free speech generally wants to do all the talking? WWW Germany has appointed an official teller of fairy stone? We don't appoint them over here we elect theni. O 8 The only time pedestrians have the right of way is when the ambulance is hauling them to the hospital. Jn &y -Ki ? ? This country has turned out some'great statesmen and there are a good many more who ought to be turned out. There is this much to be said regarding the oil probe, if either party wishes to-plug the spout of the oil can there's plenty of "small potatoes" to do it with. p W II Now-a-days we depend on the number of new autos around Delta to tell us spring is here. In the old days we depended on the number of new baby buggies. y p P Of course Americans trust in God. Just look how some of them drive their automobiles. U P Q There will be no more cow-milking tests in Washington, but bull-throwing contests -will go on just the same. J II O You have also probably observed that some people are like cider, sweet enough until it's time for work. II tl A New York judge says a woman has a right to bob her hair even if her husband objects. Ther's another clean-cut decision. de-cision. Q P II Our idea of an optimist is the Delta man who can see only the auto and not the mortgage. z The Delta auto owner who tries to keep his machine in four tires knows how the fellow feels who has to keep about oight pairs of feet in shoes. S 9 i |