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Show When the Eriton Got Home. linglshman and American silting In a room with four visible doors in it The American got weary doing notli Ing, so he said to Bob: "I'll bet you $5 there are live doors In ibis room.' The Englishman replied: "What's the matter with you? Vou can see biamed well there are only four." American I am game. Put up your money, and let's be doing something, anyway. The bet was made. The American commenced to count. "One door, two doors, three doors. jur doors, cuspidor, five. Englishman Ha, ha! Bally good. Wait till I get back to the old country and I'll pull that one sure. When the Englishman got back to his club and found a room with four doors, he pulled the jol;e, He com meneod to count: "One .door, two ! doors, three doors, four doors, spit- j toon." and does not know yet where j I'iR foot slipped. Chicago Herald and I Examiner. ' j |