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Show i Little STATISTICS Old Uncle Elien Jones went Into ft life lii-sunince office and requested a pohVy. 'Vhy, uncle," said the president, "you are loo old for us to take the 'risk. How old are you?" "Ninety-seven come next August," said the old imin und added testily, "If you folks will take the trouble to look up your statistics, you'll find that mighty few men die nt'ier they're ninety-seven." London Telegraph. Speaking of Hash "The study of the occult sciences interests in-terests me very much' renmrked the new boarder. "I love to explore the dark depths of the mysterious, to delve Into the regions of the unknown, to futhuin the unfathomable, as It were, and to " "May 1 help you to some of this hash, professor?" interrupted the lundiady. Her Idea of Drest "Why so many bathing suits, girlie?" "Oh, I'll want one for morning, afternoon and evening. Another for shopping and a few for general wear. I am going to visit a girl friend la Los Angeles.'' NOW IT'LL STOP "1 yot sick and tired of Dick coming com-ing uround every nluht and getting mushy." "Well, whnt did you do about it?" "I simply went ahead and inurrled him." Smell Orange BloMtomt Love may be blind and hard to movo, And may be deaf as well; But orange blossoms always prov That love at least can Binell. Sufficient Judge You suy thut from the 10th to the 20th of this month you were scurcely ever ut home. Cuu you prove It? Accused Yes. During that time my niother-in-luw was visiting us. Still Alive She A dangerous woman with a past. He Well, let her bury it, poor creature. crea-ture. She She cau't. It's not dead yet. |