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Show The Head Oarder.er That's a rotten job. Where did you learn bow to trim a hedge? Ills Assistant I took a course In the barber's school. Saw the Ring Before She It seems lo nie that I've seen this ring before. Are you sure that I'm the only girl you ever loved? He Yes; we were engaged once before, be-fore, don't you remember? Natural Effect Jones (to wife) The market reporl says that "wheat Is nervous." Johnny (butting in) I suppos' that's the result of its being thrasher' eli, pop? A Subtle Invitation George Do you know that I'll something of a mind-reader? .Nellie So? Then why do you sit al the other end of the davenport? DIDN'T QUITE RUN THINGS Friend Do you run things at home' Mr. Meeks (cautiously) Well, wouldnt speak of it quite as running there're retarding iulluences y' know Hastens Death I've heard It said often By those who are wise, That the more a man eatl The faster he dies. Bright Dog "That's an intelligent dog!" "Yes, lie barks every time mjr wlf. oea near the piano!" Much the Same "What has become of that actress She waa a joke In stock." "She la now playing In repartee" |