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Show ; SATISFIED WITH HIS BARGAIN I Dramatic Press Agent Hold ConfV i denes In Barber to? Somewhat Peculiar Reason. Frank P. Morse, dramatic pre . agent, met Ralph A. Grave, the dra-r dra-r matlc critic. In New York one morning. morn-ing. They went down to a barber bop. Grave beard Morse talking to the " barber, whose voice Indicated that he wa at least eight feet U?ll and In the best of health. "Now, said the barber, "your hair's ' falling out. What you want to do la to have It hlned tvd slnKed and then treated wiO cnido oil, ending up w lib an electric massage and a few other Jolta." Morse, who has a suit of balr like a cluster of cop.vr wire, inquired a to the cost. "One dollar and ninety cent." replied re-plied the barber. "Proceed." said Morse, settling bark. When Graves got out of the chair and took a look at Morse' barbet be rushed over to the victim's rhalr. "Why. Frank." he ei postulated, "that man who' t.Vatlng your hair la aa bald aa an egg and you're throwing away a dollar and cine'. cema." "Is he bald?" asked Morse dreamily. "Not a balr on bis bead," replied Graves. "Well." ei plained the victim, gently, "that'a w hy he Keowa bow not to make my balr fall at." Popular Magaslne. |