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Show Mis Changing Moods. A man of moods Is the German workman, who. after dancing until tbrea o'clock the other .'ornlng at ft wedding at I-andesbut, went out Into the garden and hanged himself. He wss discovered unconscious, and as soon as he was released he returned to the party and resumed dancing. She Hasn't Changed. Emsnclpsted woman Is nothing more than human; I think that you may safely set that down. A woman I could mention wouldn't go to the convention because she didn't have stylish gown Wsshlngton Herald. Learn to Ssy "No." "A young man should learn to ssy "bo." remarked the old fsshloned moralist. "That a right." replied Senator Sen-ator Sorghum. "The habit rr.sy come tn handy some dsy hen be is asked to resign." And Freedom Shrieked. Trofessor "The result of our loves ligations for tho past half hour Is that man bas freedom of the will. I regret that I cannot continue tho subject tossy, to-ssy, as I bsve to go shop; Uu imy wife" |