Millard County Chronicle | 1911-03-09 | Page 7 | He Nearly Remembered.

He Nearly Remembered. They were discussing a certain authoress au-thoress at dinner, and a well-known critic raise a laugh by remarking, "Well, her hair's red, even If her looks are not." The mild young man In the corner made a mental note of tho sally for future use, and at .nother dinner party shortly afterward he carefully guided the conversation into literary channels. Fortunately, some one mentioned men-tioned the desired name, and he triumphantly tri-umphantly called out, "Well, ahe's got red hair, even If her books have- j n't." London Tit-Hits.