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Show Did It Ever Occur to You That the persistency of the Bingham Road Committees will no doubt have its effects. . That the man who tries to please everybody will make a lot of enemies. That the latest song "hit" doesn't amount to a darn, but it is true to American life, "Yes, We Have No Bananas Today." That the only means to get to the bottom of some people is by irrigation. Then they usually tell the truth. That there is nothing in the world that will hang to a man like a cur dog, and you can depend de-pend on them to stick even when everything else has knocked knock-ed ydu over. That people will call you a "good fellow" as long as you keep acting foolish. That the County Commissioners Commission-ers were again advised on Friday night that Lark was still needing need-ing lights and other improvements. improve-ments. That the Ford car is still utilized uti-lized frequently on trips to Salt Lake. That our opinion of the end of the world is that it will come from shock when there is no longer a politician left who will tell a lie to win an office. That it would seem advisable, if divorces keep advancing, that marriage contracts should be drawn tip for stated periods, with the option of renewal at its expiration, ex-piration, providing both parties so desire. That the way to make less lawyers, so those who are now in the game will have less competition, com-petition, is to disbar a few of the shysters who now have a license to call themselves lawyers. That the Cullen Garage at Salt Lake is one of the best places there to safely store your car when in town. That there are many people representing firms in Salt Lake who at their every opportunity drop in to shake our hand and tell us what a good local we issue, and of course desire a little paragraph as to their being in town. But when we speak of our advertising columns they just can't see their way clear to do anything at the present time. That the Town Hoard will do their utmost to have the D. & R. (7. V. R. R. Co. remove the dangerous bridge above the Bingham Bing-ham Coal Company's property, and by its removal the street can be widened at least six feet. That the people of Bingham are beginning to get acquainted with County Sheriff lien Harries, Har-ries, possibly more than any other county sheriff ever elected. That the auto wagon can hardly be called a sprinkler. It sure washes the roads good. That the Utah Cupper Company Com-pany have a visiting nurse in their employ. That several of the Bingham folks took their children down to see the circus. Of course, there was a g h k! excuse. That some people seem to be under the impression we five on our good looks, but for, their edification we advise them it's tvt possible. That if people paid their bills i they wouldn't be so generous I with other people's money. That Paramount week is a big I feature to look forward to by ithe movie fans. I I That one fellow compared the I water woguii's nar to a tank ; going over the top. ' That the boys couldn't understand under-stand the reason for having two ! dance advertised in Society Hall : for Saturday night. That we cannot have too many .good lawyers. |