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Show SMALL TOWN HUMOR j AND PHILOSOPHY By BUCK CAMPBELL If you think before you speak you amy have nothing to buy. Splendid campaign issues can be manufactured by machinery. The man who toils for a dally wage seldom has the gout. If you nurse a grievance long enough it will develop into a festering sore. -If you want to commit suicide sui-cide take the moonshine route. It Is surer, ltesults guaranteed. Whenever the time comes, if It does, when the men who create cre-ate wars have to fight them, there will be no more wars. Occasionally you will find one of those fellows who claims that the world la on the down grade, and you can l)et thut he never did anything toward making mak-ing It better. |