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Show Knew It All. An old but sturdy Irishman, who had made a reputation a a gang boss, was given a job with a railroad construction compsny at Port-au-Prtnce, Haiti. One day, when the tun was hotter than usual, bis gang of black Haitians began to shirk, and a the chief engineer rode up on his horse the Irishman wa heard to hout: "Allez you on of gun allex!" Then turning to the engineer, be aid: "I curse tbe day I Iver learned i their language." J On at a Tims. . She When we are married, dear, I must have three servants. He Certainly, darling. Rut try to keep each as long as possible. St Louis Post Sometimes They Are 8toln. "After all, you ought to buy an auto." "Huy one, child? That would be difficult. Rut I might try to get one." Meggeodorfer Rlaetter (Munich.) Too Hssty. "Diggs can dash off epigrams without with-out a moment's thought." e "That's Just the wsy they sound " Only "WKOMO on!" TVMt la I AVAIIV HKoMO (JUKI. Inl f.,r i- hihii" of n w uwit h t ywetuia la I'M iMr. lame ure la To Jar. Sw. The best cure for kleptomania may b arrest cur. |
