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Show He Knew Hla Dualnets. The elderly woman was walking along with a youns woman, evidently her daughter, nnd a young man. A newsboy persistently osked the young man to buy a paper. "O'wn and buy one I want to sell out and git homo to my maw! She's by herself." The boy hung on until he was dismissed by a negotlvo nod. Then ho approached the elderly woman. "You buy one," ho said. ''No; I enn't rea l," said the woman, with a smile. "I'm a German." Tho young man was approached again. "You kin read Co ahead and buy one. You kin read it to her." "No; my eyes are bad. I can t see very well." Hut tho newsboy was determined tn make a sale. "Well, buy one for your girl," Indicating the younger woman "fhe'g got pretty eyes!" And needless to say, he mude tho sale. Indianapolis 1 News. Enlargement Fond Mamma Mere's a photo ol my Utile boy when ho was a baby, and I want you to make one of him an he I now. Photographer Hut haven't you brought him with you? F. M. No I thought you could make an enlargement from this. Pelo Mclo. A Booming Country. An Immigrant was coming over from Fills Island on the ferryboat as the sunset gun was discharged. That's thot?" he Inquired of his friend, rather alarmed. "Oh, that's sunset," was the reply. "II th' powers. It must bo a great country where the sun goes down with such a flop as thot!" ho exclaimed. ex-claimed. Story of a Song. An KngllBh woman Bays that the origin ori-gin of the song, "I Will Hang My Harp on the Willow Tree," was the romantic attachment of Queen Victoria Vic-toria for a soldier of the lirltlnh army When her engagement to Prince AI bert was announced he was off to the wars and the story gave rise to the eng. Quotations Cut Out. "I note that you never use any more quotations from the (IuskIcb." "No," replied Senator Sorghum "I try to remain free from professional Jealousy. Put It became a little Irrl-I Irrl-I tatlng to find the quotations getting all the) applause." Washington Star. I |
