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Show Revised Version. Senator llunkhead, disc-using un eloquent elo-quent speech that hud been rather poorly reported, said: "The report spoiled the speech. It was like old I (Irani Earwig's account of Daniel Webster's last word. Webster, Web-ster, you know, as he lay dying, uttered ut-tered the profound and signlllcant sentence. "I still live.' Well. Hiraji; Earwig of Skeeter lieach said to a visitor from the city: "'Yawp, life's onsnrtln. Wot wuz It that thnr New Englander said-Wb-Mor, I think? Yawp. It wuz General Dan Webster, lie got off a good thing Just afore he died. He riz up in bed an' says, says he: " '1 ain't dead ylt !' llaltlmore Sun. |