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Show The Picnic Girl, She's gold of hair and blue, of eye, She never keeps her hat on, And always puts the cuntard pie Just where It will be sat on. From Judge. The Broken Engagement. lie So the engagement Is at aa end? She Yes. He Who broke It? She The minister who married us, Hia Choice. "What sort of a chap Is old Squat lop?" "Well, when you hold out two clgan to him, to offer him his choice, bs takes both." Why She Is Slow. He Why do you call Mrs. Flash ilow? She Why, It has taken lier 43 yean o reach the age of 30. Cincinnati In juirer. May be Needed. It may be that the 9'0.000 bags ol :offee stored up In Near York are it-Id aa a reserve In case the third up of coffee comes Into genera! jsage. |