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Show j Defining Golf. On the terrace of a country club, overlooking a green dotted with sheep, a group of non golfers were taking tea. A male non golfer who took his tea through a straw said thoughtfully: "Golf might be defined aa billiards gono to grafis." "Spleen on the green, I'd call It," aald a female non golfer. "Or the lust flicker of the dying Are of athletics," sneered a young football jilayer. "The mlnise of land and language," augmented a tennis champion. "No, no; you're all wrong." said a famous angler. "Golf Is simply a game wherein the bill lies badly and the player well." Ioulsvllle Times. |