Show rBi t Blither ti By Blather h l I tx I II 01 H Rumblings From a Rumble Seat Scat Pray do not mock my plaintive whine Ive I've tried each vertebra in turn Until my poor protesting spine Is sadly warped from stem to stern And that is why Im I'm frank to say sayI I would be happier than I am If I could bend the other way And sit upon my diaphragm bh 1 M. M Fishback t After a very nice layoff of three weeks there is only one thing that thatis is worth of comment That is of all the junior high school ideas ideas ideas- old clothes day Congratulations Tommy for being one of the few people besides myself that can make perfect fools of the general public And to think that most of the people are arc supposed to benefit by a college education What put me in a bad humor One of three things thins my morning coffee the Junior Junior Junior Jun Jun- Prom or the Junior Prom Of all the sill silly things my having to write this a day early Which all brings me ale to ten good reasons to get drunk 1st 1st of Feb comes only once a year 2nd 2nd- 2nd Wednesday comes conies only once a week 3rd Damn 3rd-Damn Damn good idea Have Have all of my cuts in all of my classes Barbs Barbs open house coming up Why Why not 8 20 classes This This This damn column Why Why not Still Still a good idea Scallions to Doc Walker Valker for failing failing failing fail fail- ing to give a lift to a couple of hitch-hiking hitch athletes on the way to Ogden last week week and and the tile back backseat backseat seat scat was empty too Which brings up two things at once which are the Humbug and the Junior Prom The is past and is everyone relieved Some Sonde Someday Someday day there is going to be a good joke between the tine covers No wonder the Little Duckling Wears on its face a frown For it has discovered Its ts first pair of pants are down Corpse Next week starts the unpopularity unpopularity unpopularity larity contest just send in your picture to the Ladies Home Journal and the Humbug will print it in inthe inthe the lie next issue the winner Another contest has been going on to the effect of revealing the secret desires desires desires de de- de- de sires of our better set So far farold farold farold old Doc Hightower has always wanted to set the incomparable Bobbie Buchman on the fountain in n the Park Bill Murdocks Murdock's is to tweak Phyllis Evans Evan's nose me too Issy Marcroft and Dickie Roberts to cut a big path socially Hangnail sketches M. M Campbell childish prodigy and Jan Porter Porter- Emilia Earhart Do you want your hat blocked Sure Put it on |