Show On Other Campuses Silver Diplomas Replace Sh Sheepskins Missouri School of Mines l is discussing dis dis- CU cussing sing adopting silver diplomas in Place of the original sheepskins It is believed that the metal diplomas diplomas diplomas diplo diplo- mas are much more appropriate for graduates o of or f a school which has principally to do with metals Silver diplomas were first used by the Colorado School of Mines lines at atthe the he graduation o of f the class of 34 p If Your Names Name's Leavenworth orth Paging Mr Leavenworth a af f 7 scholarship is is offered by HamIlton Hamilton Ham- Ham ilton wn college at Clinton N. N Y to some young man named Leaven Leaven- worth rth The proffered scholarship now open for competition disProves disproves disproves dis dis- proves the theory that there i is no thing in a name Lots t Of f Kisses Kisse's Kisse Required cd II here ere Alarmed b by Y a recent announcement announce announce- went ment ent of the genetic psychology del department de de- l at Los Angeles junior College that a kiss shortens the average jerage v rage human life by three min- min les students at the U. U of Colo Colo- ad ado realizing that their days were numbered began frenzied u- u comp compu- compu t to find out just how exact exact- Continued on page 2 2 ON OTHER CAMPUSES Continued from page 1 ly Iy how long they had to live However However How How- ever the result of their figuring reassured them that the human race was not immediately doomed to extinction They found that kisses are required to shorten anyone's life exactly one year Takes a D uD to toBe toBe toBe Be a Congressman Students in the U. U of Minnesota law school have figured out what the future holds according to the grading system A men make teachers B HB men make judges C men make money And someone added the D students are the congressmen Bicycles cles Menace Traffic At iii Smith There are over bicycles at Smith college In fact they have become such a menace that the student government is formulating special traffic rules wh rules what t a blow to free free wheeling We C Might Try Try- That Idea Here Because of the strike conditions the daily newspaper at N Northwestern Northwest Northwest- ern found it necessary to leave the editorial page blank The students soon afterward admitted that it was the best and most interesting editorial page ever printed With a ready comeback the editor editor editor ed ed- ed- ed retorted that it was probably the only one they were able to un un- un Students Arent Aren't The Only Ones to Sleep Professors at U. U of Kansas may not mind students sleeping in class but they become furious to find a fellow professor sleeping steeping during a lecture at a a. faculty meeting One professor evidently working in co- co oration lab with 1 was rudely awakened at the request of the speaker during a lecture I D. D U. U Law Students Hold ock Mock Trial Just for arguments argument's sake law school students at Denver university university sity tried the Hauptmann case in ina a mock court last Thur Thursday day Evidence Evidence Evi Evi- dence in the case was very r to that of the Lindbergh trial Only one angle of the original case se was changed the changed the kidnapped child was as not killed but due to exposure would never become a normal per per- son The jury was composed of college students selected from a alist alist alist list of names submitted |