| Show Oh To Be A Plutocrat When w we need capital to boost our village street car line Ime we seek the rich man at hIS roos roost and md like the beggars whine If he wIll only spend hIs wad to help pur our modest game well we'll II I treat him nim as we wed we'd d treat treats a god and ever bless his name time We Well We'll 11 promise any blamed old thing well weli ve 11 giva him hm laurel crown it II he wIll only come and bring h hir r to our town towo We keep upon this rich man mans man's s trail trl and bore sore him in m his haunt until he comes mines ane she brings the kale and bUilds the line we want The brass band meets him at the train tram the local bards sing lays and theIr wind pipes strain m in trumpeting his hla praISe Drama But When hen the line is built at las lasand last and we weve we've ve rejoiced and laughed I we soon forget the recent pas put past and d hint around of grafL graft Once more re upon the rich mans man's trail were we're re camping days nights but now w we wed we'd d send him oil to jail strip him of his rights The Th vIllage vil vIl- Ilage I- I lage statesmen think it t sport his actions all to curb cheap lawyers bring their the suits in io court that rich man to w disturb Oh who would aid be a plutocrat to suffer and I endure with brickbats fly ing mg round a his is hat but Far better to be ba poo poor r Walt Wait Mason |