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Show Short Changed Ticket Seller You will have to change twice before you get to New York. Lady Goodness me; I have only this one traveling suit I'm wearing. It All Depends Kind Old Gentleman What's your little brother's name? Buddy His name would be Jacl if he was my brother, but ha ain't, and her name is Ruth, Thrown Over " haven't seen your br ether lately." "No,- he's in a hospital. His girl threw him over." "That shouldn't have made him go to a hospital." "Oh, but she threw him over cugr Balanced Personality "My friend," said the missionary, mission-ary, "are you traveling the straight and narrow path?" In silence the man handed over his card. It read: "Signer Ballan-cio, Ballan-cio, Tightrope Walker." |