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Show GARBLE GIRLS DISCUSS WORLD AFFAIRS 77. """""" So It Was Mickey Rooney Lost That Uranium ... AND FIND IT'S ALL VERY CONFUSj By H. I. PHILLIPS ) THE GARBLE GIRLS . . . "Do you think they'll pin anything any-thing on Mickey Rooney for losing that bottle of uranium in that fight with Scott Lucas over American aid to the Taft-Hartley act?" "It's an even bet. Mickey had no business giving that jug to Mrs. Whittaker in the first place, even for the honorary degree. By the way, what do you think of Mar-gareto' Mar-gareto' Vickers marrying the Ago Lilienthal?" "You mean the Aly Acheson, don't you?" "Oh yeah. I read so many papers so fast. I can understand it in the Aly's case because he is a Moslem but she is supposed to be a strict N "Oh. I go to the ' baU and the movL cer Tracy in The pet' ! cap. And that pennann-the pennann-the Dodgers and I f thriller. I thoughts-Old thoughts-Old Rockport would Ui,; Mary Margaret at Slai; ft; party thrown for m, McBride, famous ra $ ' than 42,000 people attend more than half thee e baseball clubs draw. " sensanal !, Miss McBride scored si-It si-It wasn't necessary for .T f although it would have t' fans no end. . vegetarian and there is no evidence that when she got on that bus with the top secret documents he got on at the same time, anyhow." "I don't see why Martha Brien got so excited about it." "She didn't think either of 'em should have fled the country as stowaways." "Did you read where Judy Hick-enlooper Hick-enlooper admits having kept all those Columbia library books?" "Yeah, but they'll never convict Hickenhiss of anything, even in an extra session. It was a mistake to give either of them free scholarships." scholar-ships." "I get awful depressed the way things are going. Truman is too late to save Hong Kong, I'm afraid, even with Stan Musial and Johnny Mize offering offer-ing to' do it with 230 planes. Bob Porterfield and Harry Bre-cheen Bre-cheen ain't doing so well with that Atlantic pact, either." "What's the Atlantic pact?" "It's the one to keep anybody on our side jumping to the Mexican league without a passport and loyalty test." And If she had had,, she could have done h' I (Happy) McBride ha! tt J ball spirit. She can t field. No position h , her. If yon tak, ' countless commercials has delivered for edibles you have to n, body has been more "behind the plate" over . ; a period. Mary is in her way a p? 11 She has never had to be VI k the mound in her caree; NBC club. Her greatest .:'f control. There is almost in her deUvery. Smootkf her style. 11 -' Mary has a "chatfe , also, that is the talk ( league and her "noir 11 curve" is a wonder. St fan 'em all with either. The lady is a geed i player, too. Shortstop t L but every other posit:; soup and she will me . of duck soup and tell vi get it ' i "Do you think the country's facing fac-ing a big slump?" "You never can tell so early in the season. The standing on Fourth of July is what counts. I think congress con-gress should vote for economy like ex-president O 1 y m p i a recommended recom-mended in the Capot report to General Symington." "How are things going over there with the Big Six in Paris?" "Ernie Durocher is causing trouble and they're still cross-examining cross-examining Lee Shubert, but I think everybody will get pensions at the age of 45 before they get through, unless Vishinsky gets back into the lineup." "What's the matter with him?" "He's got a spur in his left heel." : "What're you doin' for fun these days?" |