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Show JUSTUS MwmWm Son "Well, dad, you've managed man-aged to live to a ripe old age. How did you manage to keep the germs of disease away from you all these many years?" " Father "I'll let you in on a little secret, son. I attribute my longevity to the persistent use of garlic. Now don't breathe that to a soul." Son "The secret or the garlic?" F i f t e e n-year-old Viola had reached the crossroads of life but for her it was positively the end, but really. Her father went up to her room when he heard a lot of sobbing after she had returned from a dance. "Why, Viola, darling, what happened?" hap-pened?" he asked gently. "Oh, Denny and I had a fight," she explained. "Now I just know I'll never get married. It seems I'm not old enough for the young men and not young enough for the old men." Number one boy "My grandfather grand-father lived to be 98 years old." Number two ' boy "Gee, that's old all right. What finally got him?". Number one boy "Plot number 6, section 13 of Evergreen Cemetery." |
