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Show I Things We Think THINGS OTIIintS THINK, AND WHAT AVK TIUNK OF TIIK I THINGS OTIIiniS THINK Some men are so narrw that no one would notice ir they did stand In their own fight. The merchant's, ship will never come In unless h? keeps making sales I i ' i The happy homes" are making the good citizens of the country. I We don't feel nearly as badly about things we can't have If our friends don't have them. There too many peoplo who uec their manners where It doesn't do any good. If beauty were much more than skin deep wo fear that some people would suffer from shooting pains most of the time. The man who depends upon the free lunch Is usually In that position posi-tion 'through his own fault. If a man kills a woman he usually gets 'hung If a-'woman kills a man she usually hangs the jury and gets a' vaudeville contract. s $, A keyhole isn't nearly as hard to find at 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning as It will be to find In heaven by some of those fellows who spend so much time hunting for keyholes at that unreasonable time. A Baltimore woman says her husband hus-band has thrashed her once every other week for seven years. There is nothing that a woman appreciates In a husband like regularity. No woman is fit fr4h boilot who doesn't love her home; neither is a man, for that matter. . Try to emulate the rose, which withers and- dies only to leave seed for many more Just as beautiful. Some of the big interests are got ing our- friend Darwin one betleV and are 'trying to make monkeye of us. A young man thinks his prospective prospec-tive father-in-law must think hlui an Idiot when he gets caught hupglni; the old man's daughter but tho chances are tho old man wouli think any young man an idiot who wouldn't hug his daughter when the opportunity was presented. A good loser never throws banana peels in the way of those who worst mm but he should not too cintl-dently cintl-dently expect the same treatment when he is the winner. I The women have the bulge on the men when It comes to hanging up the Christmas stocking, t The plant shows In its growth and form tho kind of soil that sur-. sur-. sounds It and tho care given t- Little Lit-tle human plants are much the same as tho vegetable ones and will grow-In grow-In accordance with their surroundings surround-ings and the care given them. Too much attention is paid to athletics ath-letics in school and too Httlo outside. out-side. It has been discovered that elec-tricty. elec-tricty. can bo made vflth wind. Now we see where some of our public speakers get their magnetism. Before marriage man prates of how he will go forth and do combat com-bat with a cruel and unsympathetic world In order to supply the wants of the girl ho is going to make his wife. After marriage he acts Imposed upon If his wife asks ilni to deliver de-liver a washing. Whether you are a shoplifter of a or not, tho thoughts you think absolutely ab-solutely guide your moral conduct. , 0 $ If you would achieve success, you must ge't rid of fear of criticism. A knocker never yet drovo a nail to help build an institution that would mnko tho world better. The year 1921 has been saddened. Tho last surviving relative of tho bodyguard of Washington has died : again. |