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Show Biffing the Bathtub. It comes as a shock to the innumerable innumer-able hosts who believe that "cleanll-noss "cleanll-noss Is akin to godliness" when, as Is now the case, a health reformer declares de-clares that the bathtub Is Insanitary. It was bad enough when tho publlo drinking cup, tho public towel, and other things ot common usngo wero put undor a ban, but tho attack on that sacrod institution, tho bathtub, la tho most outrageous of all tho outrages out-rages that havo been perpetrated by the health faddists. If It had happened hap-pened In England, where tho lord and master of tho household would sooner do without his breakfast than lila overy morning "tub," thero would be an outbreak as dcsperofci aB those la which the militant suffragettes figure, but as It Is an American who makes the attack, his countrymen vent their fury in hurling epithets and Jeers at him. |