Logan Republican | 1915-04-06 | Page 8 | Not So Very Cheap

Not So Very Cheap. Tho man who wishes to cconomlzo wbb advised by a friend to go to a certain restaurant. "Mighty cheap," said tho frjend. So the would-bo boarder went thcro. Next day ho met that friend. "Protty cheap placo, eh?" said tho latter. ''Not on your life!" "What do you mean? Can you get as good soup elsewhero as you can thero for tho prlco?" "Cortainly not" "And did you over get such roast beef at another placo for what ,you paid at this ono?" "I nover did." "Well, then, what ufidq the suf) jro you kicking about? Why do Vo'u say tho placo Isn't cheap?1' "Becauso," Bald tho man who wanted want-ed to savo, with tho emphasis ot a Gorman siege gun, "whllo I was eating, eat-ing, somebody Btolo my hat and over-coatl" over-coatl" I '