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Show I Didn't Travel in State. I A wandering Thespian, who aa-k1ii aa-k1ii fiom llroadwny tei summer unit then turns up like a bad penny when the big playhouses open for the I - .it-cm was sighted in his usual h. innts "Hello, old bo!" pi It'll one ot his r.uhskelle.' frlen 's "Wheio h.ive uu bepii summering?" "Oh I wac oui on the IMelfle const. Had a ile'ighllul time You know I au w.y loan of traveling." "S jou told me. I suppose jou came through Oieumi, ('tilni'iii'o and the other plelurifque stmes of Ih golden west " "Yes, I I .isseil ihiough nearly all of them" nd did jou admire the Columbia river very much?" "No. er I passed mar It. but I didn't see It." "That's hti.uige I shouldn't think any one wlih a love for the plclinc!iic would mls seeing the- Columbia river. Hut. nuelj jou leasted jour ejes on the tnngnllleeiii plateaus, glnnt ranges and awi -'.iisplilng geezers of Colorado?" ' D'l.n't see any of ihem." "What? You ie, in to tell me jou tiaveled through tl' most pieluiesiiie pull of Aim 'I a ti'i 1 didn't een look mil of the cur u..ilows" The TliPspinn sliook h's h .id and smiled. "The ear didn't lime nn windows." he said, "I came arioss in a )0 car " |
