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Show Downright Extravagant. Old Hannah Dayne tvaH of the Now England type of tlirlftlncss that could glvo Mary E. Wilkins' old woman pointers when It coiiich to putting money In the savings banl; on an Income In-come of a dollar n month. Old Hannah's Han-nah's income l'ad never been ranch mote than tills until h1u was G.r years old, when slu- iell heir to $75,000 in Rpot cn.sli and Kilt-edge securities. "An' now I'm goln' to be downright oxtravagunt for once In my lire." Bald Hannah. "All my bom days 1'te tt anted ant-ed all tho pep'nihu (hops I could cat. an" I nlu't over lincl 'em. Now Tin go In' to buy a Ji ill I pound an eat 'em all , down at once. Exceplln' Jor that I I ain't goin" to waste no money foolish- I ness." Judge. ' Failure. "Oh, George, I don't think that new safety razor of yours nmounts to anything any-thing at all." "Why not, dear?" "llecauso I trleil to usj It to-day and 1 couldn't do anything with It." "What tvero you trying lo do with It?" "I was only trying to sharpen a pen-rll pen-rll and It wouldn't cut a bit." Mllwaip tun Sentinel |