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Show Castles In Spain. Two porters In a CliPstnut street store were lecently overheard cv changing confidences as to what each would do if he had a million dollars, Ka.s the Philadelphia Ledger. "Well," said one, "If OI had a mil-lion mil-lion dollars OI would buy the fastest nutomobeel to be had and the folnest yacht, and OI vvud enjoy mesel to the (mine's taste." "Well, uv OI had It," said the other, "01 wud go to Noo Yorok, and 01 vvud go to the Waldorf-Astoria and OI wud hoho the folnest room there and Oi wud luve orders to be called at G o'clock In the mornln'. Thin, whin they came to call me, OI wud say, 'To the divll wld yez; 01 don't have to get up!'" |