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Show Tiuly science is a great tiling, says an exchange. The human family, especially the joungci portion of It, (hank cow's milk for ages without dreaming that It was ab-orbing deadly dead-ly tuboiculous genns with each gulp, and then the man of science discoxcr- ed that for all these ages we had escaped es-caped a (head fill death, and began to slaughter Innocent cows on suspicion all oer the land, until the owncis got leal mad and thicatened to take the matter into court and sec bj what light their piopeity was destroyed without wariant of law. Then the ciowd became sealed, suddenly subsided, sub-sided, and wo hae been allowed to swallow tuboiculous milkevei since, and without any appaient disadvantage. disadvant-age. Perhaps the experts have sillier-cd sillier-cd most as their salaiics hae been cut olt. And now another expcit, Dr. Archibald Ward, vetcrlnailan of the Unlcislty of California agi (cultural dcpaitment, accoidlng to tl0 dally I piess, has dlscoxeied the deadly tuber-lentous tuber-lentous genns In hens eggs, and wo may expect that the edict will go foith that all hens shall be slaughtered slaughter-ed that can not pioducc a clean bill of health. Perhaps wo shall liavoa hen commission whose duties will be to make a peisonal examination of each lieu at a dollar a head, and pass upon her capability for lajlng fiesh eggs. We aie fond! shaking hands with omseUcs to think, that after having eaten this dangeious aitleloof food wcand our ancestors for ages past we still live to solemnly swear, after thanking our sclcntilic friend for the warning, that not another lion Id egg with Its burden of tuberculous genns shall over llnd lodgment In our stomach. We will take no more eggs on subscription unless each one is accompanied with a ccitllicato to the effect that It has passed an examination, examina-tion, and Is wai ranted free from germs, big and little, and these we shall send as a present to our delinquent delin-quent subscrlbcis and let them do their vv oi st, We thank the Berkeley piofcs-or In saving our life! Egg--, pah! |