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Show . Eddie. Quite frequently the young roan la accepted, not because he Is good enough, but because he Is too good tor some other girl. The old gentleman the young man to take her, with his blessing. "Any man," said he, "that has your staying qualities, Is bound to win out In this world." The boy who Is told not to talk while his elders are talking, sometimes wonders why a boy cannot talk a, all. Some women who marry for ar ney, get only alimony. NS " rs3 r vwlflt f w Dablea are great bawl enthusiasts. A good rule in life is to spend this week's money from the wages of last week. At any rate don't spend next week's wages this week. An old maid always bates to hear Of a widow- marrying again. Boys should remember that a time will come when they will know no more than their fathers. No matter how rich or select a man Is, he cannot have more than one verlform appendix removed. Give me a man who has enemies. It b proof positive that he Is not a dead one. Fight for your country, but spare Spur wKe! Setae young men seem to think that borne Is a place where you love on the sofa until breakfast time. Distance does not lend enchantment to a man who Is broke by Tuesday night. It will be some time yet before two loving hearts that beat as one can take their honeymoon via the Panama canal. Somebody refers to architecture as ' "frozen music." I am building a house and now I know why architecture comes so high, it Is part ice. If money talks, a man's wife must be ready money. When you see a man and wife quarreling, quar-reling, take the other side of the street and stand not upon the order ot your going. Only the unwise takes tho woman's part to get his face scratched for his pains. A writer should never suffer from Insomnia when any ot his own books are about tho house. Tho deaf mute does not have to be polite to the. telephone girl when he wants to swear at her, anyhow. |