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Show Rag Weed. Never aak a bald-headed man how he lost hia hair. As long as he has three soft, silky threads left,, he will resent the Imputation that he Is crowned like a bllllerd ball. A woman arrives at a conclusion tho same way sho throws a rolling-pin at a cat. That Is, or, some women. No, old man, you won't havo to buy your wife's bonnets in Heaven. I am auro of tMs othcrwiso, it wouldn't bo Heaven, Well, maybe I'll get a vacation by the time the Panama canal Is finished, anyhow. Jfou wouldn't mind, would you, gentle reader, It I went away and spared you this for a week or so? Thanks, awfully good of you. I'm watching the fish quotations now. There are two things that money cannot buy. Happiness Is one and "It's a boy" Is tho other. It la a puro waste of tlmcrto be angry at a man whose wife takes In washing. A woman Is usually taken nt her faco value, a man at the value of his pocket book. As for mo, lot the women have pock-eta pock-eta In their stockings. I ncvor could find one In a dress skirt, anyhow, Everybody turns his back upon the porous plaster, but it remains stuck up despite the slight |