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Show "SEEING" EUROPE IN A WEEK. Mayor MeClellan'a Story No a Great Deal Exaggerated. Mayor McClellan. of Nt-w York, taked at a ilhiner party nbout thw way that some Americans tush through helr slghtspHnR diniiiR ihidr summer abroad. "I have- been lold." he nald, "that an American ouco drove In it hansom up to tho Ui Irish liiiisouni, leaped out, kicked aside the pigeons that were feeding In the otut, and said to thn uniformed ofliclal at the door: "Hkvo you still got the Klgln marbles mar-bles r "Ye, sir. Of course, sir' " 'flood. And lh Assyilan wlriRed bulls?' "They are still hart!, air' "'What about those 6.000 year old tinman remains ou tho second floor they're not sold yet, me they?' '"No, ladsBd. sir. Won't you step In ami ba thenir "'No. thanks. I'll Juct tak them as per catalogue. You hoc, I'vo sot Westminster, t nnill-i thSHiouos of imrllp-nent nntl tho South Kensington Kensing-ton lo do this morning, and I must get a trnhi for Oxford In time to run over tho colleges before starting for Stratford for tho night. Bo loujr. sir,' " I |