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Show Turkey Talk. "My dear," remarked Mr. Grouch, "this turkey Is unusually tough. May I ask whcrO you got It?" "Curlnlnly." returned Mrs. Grouch, swootly "I purchased It nt a stationery station-ery stoio. Do jou suppose I pot It fiom tho butchor-Bhop?" "No, Indeed," ropllod Mr. Orouch, Jabbing tho carving knife into tho hard llesh of tho bird. "I havo boon under tho Impression tho last ten mln-uteB mln-uteB that you procured It froiti n hard-wn.ro hard-wn.ro Btoro." Woman's Homo Cow yaulon. ,...., |