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Show The Sympathetic Typewriter. "Do you know," remarked tho man with a cold In his head who was pounding away on his typewriting machine. "I havo como to tho conclusion con-clusion that this koyboard of mlno Is gonulnoly sympathetic. Every tlmo I'vo started to wvlto a word that, It I was talking, would show how bad my cold was tho blamed old mschlno would spoil It Juat tho way I would pronounce Jt. Tho keys spelled 'mor-dtdg,' 'mor-dtdg,' brlllladt' and 'chostdut' boforo I could catch It, so that now I havo to stop and think out Just how each word Is spoiled boforo I sod thoro It goes aa! down." |