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Show A young man went into Wall street with a million and came out with a car load of experience. He wasn't satisfied satis-fied with the million, but will he be with the experience? Possibly the far-sighted Pennsylvania Pennsyl-vania lawmakers who passed the anti-frife-kissing law thought thereby to make the kissing of one's wife an fcnjoyably exciting pastime. A Minnesota college president proposes pro-poses to change the college yells so that those expressions of jubilation shall be less vulgar and slangy. How-would How-would "Oh, joy! Oh, joy!" do? The cake walk is the latest fad among the smart set of New York. And this gives Henry Watterson an opportunity to remark in his usual delicate way that "blood will tell." Over in Russia a man may now pray without a license from the state church. How old Metropolitan Pobied-offskiwizesvensensikoffskyvitch Pobied-offskiwizesvensensikoffskyvitch must be wriggling and worrying about his liver. John D. Rockefeller got an $8,000,-009 $8,000,-009 quarterly dividend from the Standard Stan-dard Oil Company the other day. It is understood that he also continues to have a large assortment of kind words on hand. |