Show It must be a great comfort to the Buffalo police to reflect that some one of their theories is probably right. A sacred calf from India has arrived I at the New York zoo. The veal from this animal is said to taste like angel food. The eternal feminine question is: "Is my hat on straight?" The eternal eter-nal male question is; "What'll you have?" If Miss Pauline Astor winds up by marrying a man without a title it will yrobably be OTer the dead body of her Father. Perhaps the New Jersey barkeeps formed a temperance union because they knew what Jersey lightnin' was rade of. Trainmen must be more careful. In some parts of the country it costs a great deal more to kill a man now than t did formerly. |