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Show Inter-Mountain Editorial Hilites Selected for Western Newspaper Union Servlco by It. A. C. and C. 1). W. A "conelontlniis objector" lini no MiHlnesi getting married. McCiunmon (Idaho) News. McCnll will fcoon be nn appendlxless town. Kxivpt the Mlssourlnns. And they were horn without any. McCnll (Idaho) Star. We can't understand why ogps ihould he so high when they've fixed it so people enn't have egg-nogg nny more. Mammoth (Utah) Ilecord. Oh, baby 1 As we go to press we are Interrupted by the laughter, smiles and cigars of Slrl Davis, who calls out "It's n boy, fellers, It's a boy." Kajs-vllle Kajs-vllle (Utah) Keflex. We nre beginning to wondel If our friend the congressman Is going to run for re-election. The customnry package of garden seeds has tint shown up. Venial (Utah) Dxpress. The man who gets mnd at what tho oewspnper snys about him should return re-turn thanks three times n day for what the newspaper knew about him nnd luppressed. Aberdeen (Idaho) Times. When n person finds that he dues not tit In, with n certain circle of acquaintance acquaint-ance the wise thing to do Is to flit out ngnln. A proper adjustment can always al-ways be found elsewhere. Prlco (Utah) Sun. It Is said to be Henry Ford's nmbl-tlou nmbl-tlou to furnish every family In the United States with an nutomoblle. flood 1 We're In a receptive mood, Henr. Send us a Packard. Logan (Utnh) Journal. A good many people hnve borrowed tnouey with which to pay their income in-come tnxes. It Is good for the xmnll mnn to know thai the Interest on these loiius will be exempt from Income taxes next year. Kullon (Nov.) Standard. Somo Indiana high school girl graduates grad-uates hnvo agreed on commencement gowns In organdy of n quiet shade. If complexions equally quint can bu managed, man-aged, n decided reform will have been achieved. Idaho Falls (Idaho) Times-Iteglster Times-Iteglster Tho newspaper editor who will stoop so low to cover a fallen opponent with slanderous and vituperative Invective Is nut fit to be In the society 'of men who nre trying to lift the profession to a higher and loftier standard of ethics. Preston (Idaho) Citizen Tho latest Issue of tho Utah Intension In-tension News sayrtj "Kvery lady In i.ehl lias u form." Well, well! Why brag? We go 'em one better: Kvery lady In Delta has a form nnd a Agger non-skid detachnblo type. Delta (Utah) Chronicle. Somehow or other, there Appear to be certain factions In Culm not at nil willing to concede that the recent presidential election there was anything any-thing In tho nature of an actual landslide, land-slide, as regards Cuban public opinion. opin-ion. IJutte (Mont.) Miner. We were all young once nnd our pnrents nnd their associates were at tlnifn very much exercised for fear that wo would not come through all right nnd much of their fears were groundless because wo were snfo In not knowing as much cussedness ns our parents und their associates feared wo did. Caldwell (Idaho) News. Still, the tlmo Is not fnr nwny when Idaho woolen mills will enro for her wool, when sho will export buttei and chccsQ Instead of shlpp'ng bulky and cheap hay, when Idnho timber will be converted Into furniture fit Idnho. And high freight rated will help to speed that day. Caldwell (Idaho) Tribune. Farmers sell wheat at less than a dollar n bushel nnd buy It back again as breakfast food In fjincy packages nt $2T u bushel, nnd tho samo Is truo of corn. They sell hogs nt fifteen cents a pound nnd buy them back nt sixty cents us bacon ; not because they havo to, but becnuso they want to. Brig-ham Brig-ham City (Utah) Journol. Utah's legislature recently staged Its fourth fist fight. Tho latest bout, ns our t-por editor would put 11, was pulled off botv.ctM the city attorney (electet. onfoici tows) of Salt Luko City, and n numbrr of tho legislature (elected to mako laws). The Utah legislature fight ore quickly would de nounco fist fighting among the people they represent, nnd loudly would they j demand punishment. Twin Fall (Idaho) Times. |