Show taa 75 te aristocracy Is your mother at home bub buat no air mother to la at the police It atlon what Is she doing there furnishing ball tor for our chauffeur ho was arrested while taking her to town in our automobile this morn bg Is IB your fattier father here no sir air father la Is lu in court 1 I see lie la Is helping your mother k got get the chauffeur set freo free la Is lie no father has haa been indicted tor for de itro ying books that the government ranted in a trust busting caso cabo and are you the only child your parents have no air I 1 have a bister ja Is she tit at home ashes out tit at one of the country try clubs cluba entertaining a french count well it to la evident that your family belongs to our moat aristocratic aristocrat la circle A farfetched far fetched compliment why aro are you weeping deraldine Gerald lne oh mother jack has written something awful to mo me in this note dote there there dont sniff so ao loudly kudach and let me see bee what he be has written he hehe ho insinuates that I 1 might some ome day go to the bad place bool bool boo 1 11 nonsense lie merely writes that hades would could be heaven it if you were thero where he balked ho he has haa broken with her ter so 80 I 1 have heard know anything about it 1 I hear that lie he told her lie he was unworthy of her pshaw 1 AH lovora tell their sweethearts that 1 I know but site eho asked him to put it in writing and sign it in the presence ence of witnesses INSPIRING NG cmrk how perfectly the girl graduates keep yes yea the orchestra Is playing the wedding music from lohengrin olien grin she never was wa a widow old adams luck waa w not so bad an AD agree without a doubt ile ho never heard eva boast about tho the virtues kruip her first husband had A concession so you suspect that men are quicker of judgment in practical matters than women yes replied miss cayenne men alen havo have heeded the warnings of the newspapers and quit buying gold bricks but women continue to marry for money A shook shock absorber Aba orber mrs willis william why john what do rou fou mean you yon are deliberately cutting holes in your dress sulta mr air willia I 1 know it now when my alny of the boys borrow it I 1 wont fea to bad about the condition its in when rhen it comes back puck sonic some boom Il hows allows things in on the boom A hotel to la contemplated a theater projected and atory office building Is in highly ible distinction this to Is a nice looking town but it ant ni notable for anything Is it it aint eh at our automobile fatten faces here last year moro more mon men wore wera than at any other meet that was waa beld eld durin the entire season A quitter the young map man wanted an under Itan landing dlug before he proposed can you wash dishes he asked oh ob yes said tho the girl can you pape them akle JH propose pro poa generous boy little harrys parents always a barrel of apples in the cellar not long ago they moved next door to tin an orphans home shortly after moving harrys harryn mother noticed that the apples disappeared with great rapidity harry she asked one morning what 1 hi going on with our apples mer lie he replied 1 I have to eat cat a great many apples 1 I am willing that you should haqq ull all the apples you want vant but why do you eat so BO many lately well I 1 have bavo to oat cat a great many cause the orphans want the corea judge HAD TIME TO GET HUNGRY customer are you the waiter who took my order for that chop walter yes yea sir air customer bless nw me how you have grown I 1 human nature A man may wear a pleasant smile and be a villain still A man may preach on honesty and later tap a till why an airman flew an old negro who had seen curtiss fly approached him at new orleans and asked timidly if ho he could feel hla his arm surely said eald the puzzled aviator as aa ho he stretched forth tin an arm the old darky ran his hand up cupl and down the bleeps biceps carefully then said disappointedly taint true you aint got no mo wing sprout la Is j c no aalde curtiis but I 1 always make it a point to eat a pint of birdseed before I 1 take a flight philadelphia saturday evening post noble sacrifice why jabez jonea jone s go to work and got get prosperous prosperous rois because replied the loyal friend hes os a patriot who never neglects hla his duty as aa a citizen he has been a member of the petty jury three times a member of the grand jury twice a delegate to four conventions and has haa gone unresisting to the legislature frequently quent ly what time has he had to himself A reflection it Is a curious thing in public life said wiggins as lie he laid his news newa paper ou on the table that a windy loud mouthed impostor often succeeds while men of great merit are passed over not at till all replied bobley is ifs the most natural thing in tho the world to put the blower before the grate puck the latest mistake Ml ataka flue blue ellus benset et trifle nearsighted near sighted arent you 1 I confes confers I 1 am 1 I thought so BO that Is a crimson airship ou on tho ther horizon A now new cat mrs afro have you any nice slumps this morning butcher slumps what are they mrs afro dewed indeed I 1 dont know but my husband Is IB always talking about a slump in the market so BO I 1 thought id ono one good living no reconciliation Is there harmony in the party asked one campaigner 1 I 1 should say not replied the other ono one of our candidates cannot even reconcile his own statements state menta loses hla his grit that fellow ever going to propose r t 1 I guess not hes bes like nn an hour glass 11 hows that the more time he gets gents the lesa leas sand he has not that kind it if women want to vote like men then lot let them stand up in the care cara like lik men but my dear man they arft are not AT ar guing for or ft a standing tota vot |