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Show Dear IRS; Here is my Pay Check. Please return Stub received mine for my tax money they spent on the study to see why crickets rub their back legs together. Perhaps if we sent more women to serve in congress, and the senate it would help. Women have more of a tendency to shop for bargains. I'm sure we could get a better deal on oil, and also women are better at organizing and getting things done, and a woman could write a lot easier tax form, one we could all understand un-derstand and live with, for example, something like this: How much do you make? Did you have any left? If so send in a little. If not disregard this , notice. , r By Mary Gae Evans "I hate April" I do, I'm sorry but it is a depressing month. If income taxes came due in May I would hate May. Not everyone worries about taxes. The very poor and the very rich don't have to pay any so they don't care. But the poor middle class income citizen, no matter how much Uncle Sam drains out of his checks he always wants a little more in April. Maybe as a sort of an icing on the cake to give to special causes like the government grant to send scientists to darkest Africa to study Zulu Belly Buttons, or to buy oil from Iran to give to Egypt while we pay 77 cents a gallon to pay for shiny new caps for American oil wells. I just think there are a lot of very unfair laws when it comes to IRS for example, we all have to pay up by a certain day or get zapped with a penalty. But the IRS I1 can take as long as they like to get around to our refunds. And I think we should be allowed a lot more deductions, deduc-tions, we should be allowed to deduct at least 5 times as much for a teenage boy dependent as for a tiny baby. Do you have any ideal how much more milk they drink, and the hamburgers and french fries and cookies and cakes and steaks and salads and eggs and cereals and twinkies and that's just foi breakfast. and have you noticed how they make the tax forms so complicated that you can't read or possibly understand un-derstand them, that's so you won't try to fill out the long form and itemize and maybe pay a little less. They also try to discourage this by auditing more of the brave souls who muddle through the long form, the"know" you haven't got all ine receipts to prove your perfectly legal deductions. I mean every one does not give receipts, I still haven't received mine for my tax money they spent on the " study to see why crickets rub . their back legs together. i ZSk -O X-V-. Perhaps if we sent more -Vf ' 1 women to serve in congress, Sgi ' and the senate it would help. jrn " 'i ' Women have more of a r " 'YrU. tendency to shop for 5h ,A 1; 2l "0 i bargains. I'm sure we could PPSS JffjrSfrfeia get a better deal on oil, and pggfr jfi&fii ' also women are better at ZS i0&'25foJ organizing and getting iJJtJ-m things done, and a woman E5JZr-403 Vs I could write a lot easier tax "T!jiTfy7z derstand and live with, for Cs- How much do you make? jtZ' " "T "1 Did you have any left? ; J If so send in a little. V' . ') " ') I If not disregard this f t' -v - - n0tiC6' "C ' ' |