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Show Mrs. Florence S. Mitchell Is spending this week In San Jose, Calif, visiting with her two daughters, Mrs. Gwen Lay of San Jose, and Mrs. Patricia Klalch, who now lives In Texas, but who is visiting In San Jose this week also. Mrs. Mitchell took advantage advant-age of her daughters being together to-gether to visit them at this time. "I've come to Join my husband," said Mrs. Smith, arriving at the Golden Gate. "Delighted to meet you," replied the keeper. "What was your husband's hus-band's name?" "Joe Smith." "I'm afraid that will not be sufficient for us to identify him. You see, we have quite a lot of Smiths up here. Are there any other means by which I can identify him?" "Well, before he died he told me that if I ever kissed another man he would turn In his grave." "Oh, I know the chap. Up here we call him Whirling Joe!" The two playboy truck mechanics me-chanics wens making the rounds of the bars: 'Tell me, Sam, after you drink a lot, does your tongue burn." "I don't know. Hank, I've never been drunk enough to light it." The elderly visitor was quizzing quizz-ing the preacher's small sun "Does your father ever preach the same sermon twice?" he asked. "Oh, sure he does.", the boy answered, an-swered, "but he hollers in different differ-ent places." |