Show BLOWN LOWN UP A A. DREADFUL explosion occurred in the waiting-room waiting on the morning of March 21 The fiends were blown up There is absolutely no room for doubt the wreck was from external causes and was effected by the explosion of two t mem members bers of the Faculty on the port portside portside side of the fie fiend d. d Despite the terrible loss and the in insult in- in V. V sult suit to our honor we have not desired r to precipitate war hastily and have shown our Anglo Saxon coolness and nd grit by appointing an investigation committee to inquire into the cause of i the wreck of the fiend The committee r has reported as follows 0 t We your committee appointed to to inquire into the cause of the fearful wreck of a fiend in the waiting room on the morning of March 2 21 beg leave to state that he was blown up from the outside as all his armor and ribs point in an upward direction We regard the loss as The fiend fiend- has sunk so far into the mud that att attempts to raise him are considered futile W We e recommend that he be dynamited The slander and ridicule heaped upon the Delta Upsilons by the said fiend had the effect of producing the explosion of the professors mentioned War War Var War is the only result of ot this finding Preparations on the coast coast defence are going on night and day ay and the fiends will soon be on a war i footing SP SPECIAL CIAL Published exclusively in the CHRONICLE Today an appropriation of fierce invectives and side remarks was voted to the fiends to enable them to carry carryon on war against the two professors and to maintain the fiendish honor An emergency order of seventy bottles 13 of ink and thirteen dozen blue pencils was today placed with Mud MudSlinger MudSlinger MudSlinger Slinger Co Hurrah for the fiends Our honor will be maintained e |