Show C HOME HAPPENINGS Hurrah for the Dramatic Club 4 The whisker club has been growing growing- smaller v Lunch parties on the cam campus pus are the J latest fad i If the men students go to war will r F the girls apply for positions as nurses The Utah Ma Mathematical Society met metin metin in iu the Laboratory building on Friday and Saturday April 7 and 8 3 The grounds are being prepared for baseball Work boys and make the University's place in the lately formed league one worth holding The Normal Class of 98 spent a very a enjoyable evening at the home of Prof Stewart on the Thursday preceding va va- cation To show its appreciation of f him the class gave him a palm plant the presentation speech being made by President Evans It was a refreshing sight to see some e of our Alumni in the halls during Conference Conference Conference Con Con- ference week Many old friends met for the first time since graduation Of course we had to approach the prettiest bevy of girls in order to find Mr Mc Mc- Kay It would be strange were it it- otherwise The College Women evidently have been taking lessons in diplomacy from II the the boss They invited the only bashful fiend on the Department up to their room last week and stuffed him with taffy literally thereby so enchanting enchanting enchanting enchant enchant- ing him in their meshes that he has refused absolutely to ever lift his voice again except in t their praise The other fiends are more than disappointed for they had relied upon this one for all their roasts which in future they will have to prepare themselves A small party of students are making 1 weekly excursions to the neighboring hills bills and canyons for the purpose of A studying carefully the flora of this sec sec- i tion A weekly report will be made of the flow flowers rs found giving the names also time of appearance and locality S. S L. L copying his grammar II Ill III break your neck A Fiend the only one in office and who is quietly writing II Whose neck S S S- II r S. S L. L Oh anybody's Everybody's Normal Class Clas's of 98 met last Friday morning to make arrangements for the class class- day class day exercises The program as it now stands is as follows Presidents address Mr Frank Evans class clas history Miss Ethel Lane class prophecy Miss Inez Peak class poem Myra memorial oration Mr George Hedger ivy ode Miss Myrtal Abell class oration Mr B. B N. N Matthews Matthews Matthews Mat Mat- paper Normal School Miss Studebaker Class songs to be arranged for by Miss Allean Gray and Miss Estella Taylor The class motto finall finally y decided upon is The end not yet By the way we hear it whispered in our office that the left members of the Faculty are going to organize some sort of bachelors bachelors' club the preamble of the constitution or Declaration of Rights is to be fashioned after the Declaration Declaration De De- ot of Independence From a rough draft which fell into our han hands hands we s we finally deciphered among the red ink interlineations the following to When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one man to dissolve dissolve dissolve dis dis- solve the sewed half-sewed bands which have bound him to and to assume assume assume as as- sume among the fam families of the earth that joined and nd equal station to which the laws of nature and Natures Nature's God entitles entitles entitles en en- titles him a decent respect for the opinions of mankind requires that he r shall ShaH declare the causes causs which impel him to the separation We hold these tru truths self-evident self to be 11 I All All men are created needy and have certain unalienable wants among which are wife home and a decent livelihood This is as far as the document has been written but from so auspicious a af f commencement we nay may justly expect much II one Professors Professor's Professors Silently one by go our sors sor's sors and Instructors The last to go is Instructor Bond The gentleman was married last Thursday Who the fortunate fortun fortun- ate lady was the fiend was unable to The fell like well a-a-well well learn news a a the opposite of a thunderbolt Aside from the slight intimation published exclusively exclusively ex ex- elusively in the CHRONICLE last Christmas Christ Christ- mas to the effect that he intended to visit during holidays particular friends nothing suspicious had been noted However we congratulate him and condole condole con con- dole with the few who are still left Mr Gibbs reading essay on Folly of War Var II Men who engage in war war war- are mere carnal beasts for war is hell Mr Barker Then to to- towar war with Spain The Society met in the Laboratory building on April and nth We went over to report the meetings meetings meetings meet meet- ings but hut are unable to do so as we went to sleep in the reading of the first paper We VVe did not wake up until Number was under discussion when we opened our off eye and saw Prof Stewart write writ 25 on the black board He asked what it meant and Mr A. A answered twenty five cents Then something like this followed Mr B It is not not twenty-five twenty cents It its it's s a quarter I Mr C I beg leave to differ it is isone One ne fourth of a dollar Mr D II That is not so it is is two bi bits ts t r ysL i t r Ft ii wl I t-A t l 24 t j Ii Mr E I I I do not think so it is an j abstract relation Mr F You are all wron wrong its a chalk mark l Mr G Will iV ill 1 Prof S. S tell me whether a shirt can have two fronts or not II Prof S It It may have That depends depends depends de de- 4 on how you make it Chairman We have all enjoyed this learned discussion but as many of d the members have engagements at this hour we will have to adjourn With lith all the work crowded upon the d students during the last part of the year the plucky members of our Dramatic Drama Drama- tic Club have decided to give us another t entertainment during Commencement week The play has been selected and anda j t ta a few more days will see the cast hard hardat at work on their respective roles Financially Financially Fi Fi- j they went somewhat behind on the last perform performance nce but the very successful successful successful suc suc- presentation will doubtless insure 16 crowded houses next J June une fl The University was favored by many visits during the last week of school y Parents and friends came in from the l 9 country to see their dear ones and in incidentally incidentally incidentally in- in to take a look at the tion Other schools were not in session and old students now teachers strolled hours in the old 1 down to loiter a few 1 familiar halls Among these were some Misses i of our last years year's graduates Florence Dye Claire and Winifred la Whitehead and Miss Davis Thomas McKay and Milton Sprague were tF i tiny also seen straying around Then we had L some more distinguished visitors not more welcome Mr Millspaugh h Clarke and Chase of the city High school These with students of other schools helped to make the week before vacation a somewhat extraordinary one t. t SOMETIMES by telling a man he can do doa a thing you give him the strength to todo todo do it iii i J i 1 k d tt tA 00 Reception ON Friday evening April the Normal Nor Nor- mal class of 00 DO tendered a reception to the F Faculty culty and students of the University University University sity and it was one of the most enjoyable enjoyable enjoyable enjoy enjoy- able and successful affairs in the history of the class Room 28 was well filled by teachers and students long before the hour of commencing and all spoke highly of the tasteful though scant i M decorations praising most the silk crimson and silver flag which hung from F the centre of the ceiling At eight o'clock President Grover called the assem assembly bly to order wi with th a few t well chosen words of welcome M The class sang one of its many class songs in a manner clearly indicating excellent excellent excellent ex ex- training from Prof Stephens Mr Walters favored the audience with witha a piano solo v Prof Prof Whiting the speaker of the evening was introduced and delivered a speech in his usual witty manner expounding expounding ex ex- f pounding the principle of having a good time while you can The Glee Club University consisting of McGhie Evans Garf and Kimball sang after which Miss read a very amusing essay on what some of the students would do during spring vacation The program was ended by another song by the class Refreshments were then served after of J which dancing was indulged in till 12 o'clock when the party broke up |