Show b LL OUR TV 1 yi r rt r. r Prof Stewart This Prof was born with the sun flunking in a pedagogy exam Cancer Cancer Cancer Can Can- and Capricorn scrapping over o the question prize-question Leo gi giving ving lessons in memory training traming and Mercury eating his lunch He is always shoat was never any older than he is at present and has a sandstone front with a rustic interior is very industrious spending hours over his meals and frequently associates with members of his own family He has a weakness for wasting five hours each night in slumber which he should over overcome ome is a natural mechanic mechanic mechanic me me- can mend anything from a Cc cracked brain to a broken heart He Heis Heis is fond of sport can play marbles and jump jum p the rope is fond of observing the habits of children therefore spends much of his time watching our Freshmen Freshmen Freshmen Fresh Fresh- c men loves the beautiful in Nature and will succeed best as a sheep heep herder or setting hens 1 PROP TORONTO f This ambitious old bachelor was born iZ with Cancer and Capricorn engaged in ina a prize-fight prize Jupiter plucking the flunks from Freshman Maths Mars taking it easy a and d the Seven Sisters weeping f for forthe forthe r the lack of husbands He has a Salvation Army face with an evil eye a cloven hoof and an iron constitution is very well educated being being being be be- ing able to write with his feet in seven different languages and say his A B BC's BC's Cs C's backwards loves his friends for what there is in them and is very religious religious religious ious at New Years He is a very good goodfellow goodfellow fellow fellow to avoid on examination days 1 and causes much weeping at the end of each semester does not think that bawling bawling bawling bawl bawl- ing kids are the noblest worn work of Nature nor that t the e Faculty should c compel the i students to take the CHRONICLE Is quite ambitious to shine in the world so uses Rising Sun stove polish He will succeed best as a funeral director or a cigar store Indian and will wiil spend his next life quietly smoking at the fireside of Prof P. P T O D. D evil 0 |